Was Lance Armstrong really the first person to ever go to space and why hasn't he gone back since?

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  • F
    Lv 6
    3 weeks ago

    On yer bike.......

    • Don3 weeks agoReport

      He can't peddle fast enough since he got older

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  • 3 weeks ago

    His brother Stretch Armstrong had already touched it

    And his Cousin Louis Armstrong had formed a band up there

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    • cosmo
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      Yes!  That's sure proof that the Moon Landings were faked!  And the flag is waving!

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  • 3 weeks ago

    He didn't go back because his balls shrunk from the steroids and from the aliens raping him

    Source(s): Neil Armstrong
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  • 3 weeks ago

    Yuri Gargarin, Russian cosmonaut, first human in space. Neil Armstrong first American to land on the moon, Lance Armstrong got caught using performance enhancing drugs. Pretty dumb trolling.

    • Hugh3 weeks agoReport

      WRONG

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  • 3 weeks ago

    On your bike ,and leave

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  • Clive
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    The joke section is thataway, dear.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    No, he was too busy playing his trumpet in big swing bands.

    Oh, wait--that was LOUIS Armstrong.  Never mind.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    The drugs in space were no good.

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  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    Nope, even with performance enhancing drugs he couldn't reach the escape velocity.

  • Murzy
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Lance is a cyclist not an astronaut,

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