Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Home & GardenGarden & Landscape · 3 weeks ago

are you worried about Chlorinated chicken after Brexit?

I am. 

I’m very worried. 

I may have a solution though. 

I have box a box of six eggs from my local super market. 

I have planted them in my back garden. 

With good fertiliser. 

All being well I will have six fresh chicken trees in my garden before the end of summer. 

Does anyone know how many chickens you can get from one tree each month?

I think one per tree per month should be enough. 

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  • Edwena
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago
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    That is why chicken eggs come by the dozen (at least in the USA). One egg for each month. If you are metric and have only 10 eggs, you have to change to the 10 month calendar.

    • In
      Lv 7
      2 weeks agoReport

      I personally favor a 13 month calendar with 28 days each, which would of course require a baker's dozen of eggs to plant enough chicken trees.

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  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    No just the Corbynated Chicken who is scewing up the Labour Party.

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  • Barry
    Lv 4
    3 weeks ago

    You must have very little to occupy your time. 

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  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    You're hilarious. Have you ever thought about finding yourself a job in stand up. Standing up behind a till at Aldi.

    Update: That much is evident from your profile.

    • Drew3 weeks agoReport

      No. I’m far too smart for that. 

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