Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles 1 month ago

I just saw you speeding can I have your ID please? 馃殫馃殦馃殫馃殦?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
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    Sorry officer here you go.

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  • 1 month ago

    Here..... I FOUND it!......馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Actually that was my Speedo speeding..

    It shot off when I farted,,ID鈥檆lear!馃槼

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  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I have nothing to speed in.

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  • L么n
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Err...no! .

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    • L么n
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      That's more your style Pants!! With a face like that, you have no choice really!

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    馃ゴ馃槒

    You need a Drivers License to operate a vehicle. Not ID.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    *splashes water 馃挦 on you and runs away*聽

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  • I was just doing squats before answering this.聽 Did I speed through my squats?

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  • 1 month ago

    You wouldn't catch me.聽

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Stay high my friend聽

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