May God continue to bless President Trump and may we 🙏 that this Patriot is reelected bin November?
- pit bulls biteLv 72 months ago
maga trump 2020
- JocelyneLv 52 months ago
You are in the Religion section. Is Trump acting selflessly and making positive connections with his citizens and other countries? Does he love all of God's creations? Does he adhere to the golden rule or doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?
- Bulldog reduxLv 72 months ago
By "reelected b" do you mean reelected in the "b" position as vice president? Or is "bin" some kind of oblique reference to bin Laden? Personally, I would prefer President bin Laden to President Trump.
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- choko_canyonLv 72 months ago
A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS*
AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do?
CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.
AMERICA: Wait... what? Why?
CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.
OHIO: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax.
CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.
TEXAS: But the president said that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be zero.
CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.
NEW JERSEY: Us too?
CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.
FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!
CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.
LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.
CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down.
GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!
CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.
OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers?
CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down.
WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said.
CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down.
PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal.
CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it.
WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!
CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.
RICH PEOPLE: But we don’t keep making money that way! Won’t somebody think of the money?
CALIFORNIA: Can’t spend it if you’re dead.
US SENATE: We’re thinking of the money. Here’s half a trillion for the American people, and a trillion and a half for the rich.
CALIFORNIA: Cool, while you’re feeling generous, could we get some ventilators?
US President: No.
NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!
CALIFORNIA: SHU... ok fine, do what you want.
- Ray JLv 72 months ago
You actually think it is God that is blessing the Orange Embarrassment?
- Anonymous2 months ago
I seriously hope you people catch the plague.
- 2 months ago
The polling as of now suggests you're going to get your wish.
The fact that Trump's response to the pandemic has a 60% approval rating illustrates just how stupid your country is. To think this fool is doing a good job.....you just don't occupy reality.
Although the Dems aren't helping their case by choosing an empty, souless corpse as their nominee
- Mark S, JPAALv 72 months ago
I hope he gets the virus, personally.
- Dv8sLv 72 months ago
Your praying hands look like a blue balled erect penis.