Can I go to the store in a clown costume?

So I want to go to the store to buy condoms and birth control pills within the end of this year or the next, but I can't because of my social anxiety and fear that people will judge me. If I show my ID to anyone who asks while wearing heavy clown makeup as well as wearing an outfit, wig, shoes etc., will I be able to successfully buy my items and get on with my life? I would also like an answer as to if I can wear this clown getup at any place whenever I feel adventurous and want to scare/humor people.

Update:

Update: Should I also carry balloons with me to further the illusion in case any children or adults think I am an actual clown? 

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  • 2 weeks ago

    You could but you might also end up in jail or the hospital.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    Free trip to the asylum for you

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Do what you want.

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  • Jess
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    I'd love to know how you think you won't be judged if you wear a clown costume.

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  • Jim
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You'll never need the condoms or birth control pills, so just stay home.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    🥴

    I guess?

    Just wear your damn face mask. And don't touch anything with your nasty bare hands.

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  • Pyrus
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Hmm, OK. But don't forget that hammer. Just make it look realistic. Those big sledgehammers can be very heavy. 

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