Could I marry a Roomba?
With excellent cleaning power, the ability to shuttle whiskey bottles, and top suction action, and no talking back, Roomba is better than your mom.
- Tublet HugletLv 61 month agoFavorite Answer
I have a "top shelf" Roomba and it is none of those things. In fact, it's made me angry enough to kick it a few times. If you want to spend your life in prison on domestic violence charges, then proceed with your plan.
- Anonymous1 month ago
Legally, you can't. You'll have to settle for a "common-law" relationship. The big problem is that the Roomba will think it sucked whatever tiny brain you had out through one of your ears. NEVER make presumptions about my mother, troll.