Could I marry a Roomba?

With excellent cleaning power, the ability to shuttle whiskey bottles, and top suction action, and no talking back, Roomba is better than your mom.

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  • 1 month ago
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    I have a "top shelf" Roomba and it is none of those things. In fact, it's made me angry enough to kick it a few times. If you want to spend your life in prison on domestic violence charges, then proceed with your plan.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Legally, you can't.  You'll have to settle for a "common-law" relationship.  The big problem is that the Roomba will think it sucked whatever tiny brain you had out through one of your ears.  NEVER make presumptions about my mother, troll.   

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