Should I get drunk before my guests arrive?

I'm hosting a sweet little (socially distant) shindig here in Cali, and we're gonna swim the night away, giving each other gloved massages, smoking mary jane and listening to Steve Jackson's best comedy records from the 60s and 2000s. But we're also gonna be throwing wine coolers back like mad. Should I get this buzz going early by fixing myself a glass of box wine? Or maybe a couple? Or should I wait until Stan and his boyfriend arrive, and be a sober little angel until then? Stan whatsapp messaged me saying traffic's terrible the 5 and that he'll need an extra hour to arrive. Stan, if you're listening, pull through! I got a gravity bong that DEFIES gravity over here!

3 Answers

  • 2 months ago
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    **** I smoke too ***** where my invite? 

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, Sean.  

    Wine coolers?  What are you, 12?

    Sure, but I think the question is whether you should STAY drunk.  This doesn't read like a sober post.

    Mary Jane? Same category.  Age 12?

  • 2 months ago

    No, you shouldn't get drunk first.

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