Anonymous
Anonymous asked in EnvironmentGlobal Warming · 2 months ago

Is it illegal for me to date a polar bear?

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  • 2 months ago
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    I can only tell you about goats.

  • 2 months ago

    Friend, whatever your problems are, throwing dates at a polar bear is not a solution.

  • 2 months ago

    Not if you're a polar bear too :)

  • Mike
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You would be  a  free meal  for the  Bear.

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  • 2 months ago

    Suicide is illegal, isn't it?  I suppose it depends on where you are.

    But, remember:  if you go out for dinner together, you ARE the dinner!

  • 2 months ago

    There's none left according to climate cult orthodoxy

  • 2 months ago

    Not at all. Take a video for all of us when you go on your first date.

  • 2 months ago

    No, but you'd have to find one first and share a love of raw fish.  

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    only a denier would think of such a thing

  • 2 months ago

    Do but it probably is to fornicate with it

  • JimZ
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    If the polar bear is over 16, you should be fine.  

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