Is there a brand of vegan hot dog that tastes neither meaty nor bland?

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Update:

To clarify, I enjoy the bun, condiments, and the experience, but I do not enjoy the flavor of meat. 

Answer 1

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You'll want to look for vital wheat gluten in the ingredients. Plain soy is just tofu in a tube shape. Vital wheat gluten vegan dogs have the flavor and texture of that dense, crispy corner of the lasagna or cake all the kids fight over.

Answer 2

WTF?  I have truly never seen such a stupid question.

The purpose of a vegan hot dog is to simulate the experience of eating a REAL hot dog without actually consuming animal products.

If you don't want anything to do with the experience of eating animal products, don't eat HOT DOGS (vegan or any other kind).

I swear I wonder how some people are able to put on their own pants.  

Answer 3

Johnsons.  Most veegans like the taste of a big johnson.