Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 2 months ago

against god AND guns...would jesus really want an ak-47?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    We all know Jesus was all about the second ammendment.

    'Turn the other cheek, that way they won't see you loading another clip' Luke 15:11

  • 2 months ago

    Being Israeli, Jesus is strictly an Uzi man

  • 2 months ago

    I think he'd want one. Not that he would need it of course.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    If Jesus was alive today, he would be a card-carrying liberal and throw all Evangelicals and other false prophets out of his temples.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    The first time He was the loving hippie. 

    When He returns it will be with an army. Armies don't play happy fun tickle time, they kill. 

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