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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 month ago

What's the dumbest origin story you've heard for the universe?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
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    "In the beginning, there was nothing. And nothing happened to nothing, causing the nothing to explode into everything. And then planets randomly formed for no good reason. And life arose at random on one of them, and started randomly changing so that one celled organisms became people."

  • 1 month ago

    The christian one

  • User
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Either

    one of those goofy ancient Greek philosophical ones

    - like: all that exists comes from water, all that exists is *made* of water, water is the "First Cause"

    - - - yes: fire is made of water

    - - - yes: the Sun is made of water

    - - - yes, land (earth, soil) is made of water

    or one of the...more fanciful religious ones

    - like: the sky and the earth - which had always existed - had sex with each other and birthed gods (celestial bodies=supernatural beings which controlled forces, objects and geographical features on Earth)

  • Jeff
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    The BuyBull - without question - the dumbest

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  • 1 month ago

    Some billions of years ago there was nothing not even time and suddenly (don't know something happens suddenly without time) it (don't know what the hell "it" is) exploded.

  • rodcom
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    On the first day... How do you have a day without a universe?

  • 1 month ago

    Billions of years ago there was nothing and nothing expanded into the universe we know today.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    ANY story that comes from the mouth of a follower of Christ.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    The Bible. 15.  

  • BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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