Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicLyrics · 2 months ago

What's the funniest lyric you misheard?


Stone Sour: through the glass

the lyric sounds like: 

An epidemic of Dominicans

Contaminating everything

But the actual lyric is: 

An epidemic of the mannequins

Contaminating everything

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12 Answers

  • 3 weeks ago

    So many I can't pinpoint one. What does misheard mean? I've heard of misunderstanding, but never misheard.

  • 1 month ago

    Hands on Me by Ariana Grande

    This is what I hear:

    Rashes racing, body bacon

    Picture me eating bacon

    N*ggas need love

    What it actually is:

    Rush is racing, body baking

    Picture me and you making

    Making sweet love

  • John P
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    'Rollicking time' - actually 'Mull of Kintyre'; - Paul McCartney.

    'Hey girl, tobogganing'  - actually  'Hey girl, don't bother me'.

    "Daddy, what's 'Saint Lankip time'?"    "I don't know, let's listen to the record again."  In the 'Little Drummer Boy' - "The ox and lamb kept time".

  • 1 month ago

    Abba: Summer Night City 'F***ing in the moonlight' instead of 'walking'.

    Abba: One of Us: 'On a bus had to go' instead of 'one of us had to go'.

    Michael Jackson Beat It:  'Showin' how f***ing strong is your fight' instead of  'Showin' how funky and strong is your fight'

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  • Alan
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    From a 

    "A Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)" by the Hollies 

    Since I had just heard "Lola" 

    I heard this 


    'Cause that long cool woman had it all


    "That was no woman at all" 

    I also heard 

    "She had a hold of my right" 

    as a

    "machine had a hold of my right" 

  • 2 months ago

    "Scuse me while I kiss this guy " instead of "Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky" the first time I heard Purple Haze. Apparently it's pretty common.

  • I always thought that Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song' instead of saying 'Our only goal will be the Western Shore' was 'Our only goal will be to rest and shower'?!

  • 2 months ago

    'Bang me in the chest' for Elton John's 'Bennie and the Jets'

    I also thought they said "I'm a n!gga" @1:30 for the longest time. I figured it was acceptable in circa '80 Australia.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Hendix has the best known: " 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy." Mondegreens is the technical term for them... After the famous misheard term 'ly'd him on the green' misheard as Lady Mondegreen - from the song, "The Bonny Earl of Murray"

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Song "Sowing the Seeds of Love" by Tears for Fears

    Often misheard as "showing the zebra love".

    Song "She's Got Legs" by ZZ Top

    Lyric:  She's got legs, she knows how to use them

    Misheard as "she got laid, she knows how to use men".

    I actually heard these correctly.  I don't have any funny ones from what I have misheard.  These are ones that happened with friends of mine.  (many years ago....)

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