carol asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 4 months ago

LIBERALS: If Global Warming Is Real, Why Is My Body Temperature 91.3 DEGREES..!?

#GodBless

Update:

FAHRENHEIT IS FOR TRUE PATRIOTS......... NOT “LIBERAL” “CELSIUS”#GodBless

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  • 4 months ago

    Because your thermometer's wrong.  And if it's not, get to a hospital now for hypothermia treatment.

  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    Most likely because you are brain dead. Normal LIVING human body temperature is 98.6 F degree.

    Unless you must be a reptile of some sort.

    (Oh, and Fahrenheit was born in Poland.)

  • Sam
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    Its because you are too stupid to read a thermometer.

  • Only an idiot measures temperatures in Fahrenheit in the 21st century

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    Did you check with Rectal Thermometer?

  • 4 months ago

    Alevelonetrollsayswhat?

  • Jake
    Lv 6
    4 months ago

    Because someone gave you a microchip implant that controls your temperature.

  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    91.3 degrees Celsius? Wow global warming is much worse than I feared. It is supposed to be 37 degrees...

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