How are vending machine hamburgers made?

I know they're stamped out of a machine and probably heat bulb flash cooked on a conveyor belt, but that's only because they taste like it. Is any of that true?

Update:

Also, all republicans are bottom feeding scum who feed on suffering of others and need to be arrested and tortured at Guantanamo Bay.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    They have hamburgers in vending machines? 

  • 4 weeks ago

    A tiny, little monkey with a hair net and plastic gloves sits inside the machine and cooks the hamburgers on a tiny little grill kinda like a miniature little Bob's Burgers.  If ya look closely you'll find monkey hair in it.  Also republicans have their way with your mother every time you retire to the basement....ya stinking troll.

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