Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 4 weeks ago

Atheists, can you at least adhere to the seven Noahide laws as traditionally taught to our forefathers?

1/Not to worship idols.

2/Not to curse God.

3/To establish courts of justice.

4/Not to commit murder.

5/Not to commit adultery, bestiality, or sexual immorality.

6/Not to steal.

7/Not to eat flesh torn from a living animal.

9 Answers

  • 4 weeks ago

    So tell me, anonymous theist... which one of your 'gods' do you not 'idolise' or grovel to..?!

    BZZZT, you lose!

  • 4 weeks ago

    99.9 % of Christians follow none of these rules.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Those are pretty universal.  I imagine most atheists adhere to them without even intending to.

  • 4 weeks ago

    1) I worship no one.

    2) Fat chance.  God is a horror story about a psychopath, he deserves mockery.

    3) Done.

    4) Done.

    5) Done.

    6) Ehhhh...I stole once when I was a kid, felt AWFUL about it, and never did it again.  Well...unless you count mild IP piracy, but even that was rather a long time ago.

    7) F off.  We're omnivores.  I eat meat and plants.

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  • Spiral
    Lv 5
    4 weeks ago

    Every person keeps some of these. It is impossible to always sin.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Sure why not, since adhering to the ten commandments of the 

    Jews which were written about 1500 years later, is just so 'christian'.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    LOL "invisible cloud monster"...

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    They eat live lobsters and are sexually promiscuous 

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    I don't do any of those things anyway, but not because some invisible cloud monster dictates it.

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