Lv 5
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 3 weeks ago

If you have difficulty parallel parking, what's your back-up plan?


@ BK - Would it dent your ego?

@ Scotty - I live in the country. Someone parked a 747 in my drive

@ Weasel - They are so cute

@ LB - As a CDL Driver, how did you earn to drive?

@ Regwah - And you never see yourself reversing

@ CT - I do...after cowboy beans.

Update 2:

@ Mrs H - I would prefer two cars to move...

@ UB - Your passengers appreciate that

@ Gregg - If it's outside a donut shop, they might take it.

Update 3:

@ Pronk - Are you ribbing me?

11 Answers

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago
    Favorite Answer

    Just a bit of forward thinking, I'm always looking for an angle.

    Since I got rid of my mirrors there's no looking back.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    She has a nice rack,RR..

    I’m an old skool parallel parker;

    It be like,,BAM BAM!

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  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Backing up until the other car movesΒ 

  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    3 weeks ago

    I park alongside any of the parked cars.Β  When asked by the police, I'll just say this guy next to me stole my space.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    No,I bet I don't get my driver's lince,again,either.

  • 3 weeks ago

    Move back to the country, where parking is like landing a plane.

  • 3 weeks ago

    I go out and buy a Smart Car and just squeeze it straight in between two parked cars-Β 

    (you actually see that a lot here in Italy.)

  • 3 weeks ago

    Well?..... As a PROFESSIONAL CDL driver....... There's a LOT of TIMES I've looked BACK on my MISTAKES......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • 3 weeks ago

    Drive a Hummer.

  • Rick B
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    I guess I would find places to park where I did not have to parallel park.Β  Or, I would learn to do it.

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