Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Is it because they lactose?

9 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Favorite Answer

    Holy cow, that's udderly hilarious

  • keerok
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago


    The hooves (feet) you see are the ends of their toes. They have two toes per foot. 

  • 4 weeks ago

    If your TOES were in shlt all day, you'd...well, you'd have shltty toes.

    And your kids wolud have shltty toes. Because Cows LIVE standing  in shlt.

    And they can't just HOOVER it away, because cows spend all their money on drugs,

    so they can't afford a HOOVER.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    My Mom's sister tragically lost her toes playing Frogger,

    but she still towers over my Mom's other Sisters;

    She's Lack Toes Taller Aunt.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    They get SHORTER as they GROW older........ They LOSE their CALVES.......😂😂😂😂

  • RR
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    That's worth investigating. maybe we could find out what's afoot.

  • 1 month ago

    that's a lot of bull. 

  • 1 month ago

    Yes,and it would behoove us all to notice that.

  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Because that is how God created them.

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