Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentOther - Politics & Government · 1 month ago

If your dad who works for the government claims your girlfriend is a Russian spy and he wants you to "deal with" her, what should you do?

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  • 1 month ago

    It’s all about love be a man help your dad Hunter does😂😂

  • Foofa
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Tell Dad it's not my job to "deal with" spies and he'll have to do it himself. 

  • JOHN B
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Bleed the brakes on her car and send her on an errand up on the mountain.

  • You should probably try to see if you can get her to do something she's been holding out on doing for/with you for a while (Becky's brand 'Backdoor Sauce' is only $11.79 per gallon right now on  Analzon.com) because it won't be long until your dad, or one of his co-workers makes her disappear and you find a note reading something to the effect of (best read in thick Russian accent; think Natasha from "The Rocky and Bullwinkle show")

    'My Dar-ling (insert your name), My babooshka is sick and I must return to most glorious Soviet empire to see her before she die. We will meet again one day' etc. etc.

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  • 1 month ago

     Never trust a Russian.  Criminality and lying and cheating is deep in their DNA.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    if he knows your gf is a Spy he shouldn't be telling you that. that kind of work stays at work.

  • david
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Drop "dad" off at the looney bin.  He needs help.  Or YOU made up all this crap and you need psychiatric help.

  • 1 month ago

    You wake up and come back to reality.

  • Rayal
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Call the Hypothetical BS department at the FBI and report.  

  • 1 month ago

    probably make sure his CPAP is properly sanitized and check the sofa cushions for hidden bottles again.....

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