RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 month ago

Are you going to live forever - or die trying?

Update:

@ HH - Do they want to keep fruit in it?

@ Pronk - I think Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are immortal...

@ Barky - He was dead right

@ BK - I certainly hope not

@ CT - Unless you wife has a set of scissors in her hand

@ Kathy - Hopefully a long way off

@ Grundoon - Yes. There is a possibility you are immortal

Update 2:

@ Weasel - Maggie may join you

@ UB - But people are dying to find out

Update 3:

@ LB - That's what they told me at the hospital

@ Adullah - Your name will be in J & R forever!

@ LBM - I know a couple of people who say that but they are keeping well clear of Covid!

Update 4:

@ LWD - Tea or milk in first?

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  • 4 weeks ago
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    I am trying to live forever.ย  I have a cup of Immortali-tea after every meal.

  • 4 weeks ago

    I'm LUCKY I made it this FAR....... RR......๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 4 weeks ago

    Though my body have to be dead and gone, but I want my renown to live on forever.

  • 4 weeks ago

    As Freddie Mercury once sang, Who wants to live forever.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Iย  think I will take Rod Stewarts advice and try to stayย  Forever Young.ย 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGEe_zpddNI

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Nobody is going to live forever in this life. That's a fact.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    My townโ€™s in tatters,RR..

    Donโ€™t mind the maggots.

    My wife got me a singing HEAD STONE;

    I said,โ€PAINT IT BLACK.โ€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐ŸŽต

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  • As Hank Williams said : I'll never get out of this world alive.

  • 1 month ago

    Somehow,I'm not dying to find out.

  • 1 month ago

    Some people find me trying, but I don't think it's fatal.

  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I know that I cannot live forever.

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