Do you know a good Thanksgiving recipe, for serving cowboy beans instead of turkey?

Question

So far I think..cowboy beans over toast, with popcorn & jellybeans, and bourbon.

Update:

and egg nog (for the bourbon) (we may need more bourbon)

Answer 1

Stuff beans with old turkey parts then stuff all of that with broccoli and overcooked spinach add a pinch of Tabasco sauce place everything in oven and wait for friends to come over and say "Sam, do you smell something?" 

Step back and laugh 

Footnote don't forget to invite Sam

Answer 2

When making the beans, use Turkey Bacon instead of regular pork or bacon. 

Add corn to the beans mix.

Roast your yams and pumpkins and serve the beans over those. 

Wear a 10 gallon hat and spurs when you serve it. 

Answer 3

If you GIVE Laughing BOY some GOOD bourbon?...... He won't CARE what he EATS!!!........😂😂😂😂

Answer 4

Snoopy knows a good turkey tetrabeany recipe..

Answer 5

Just stuff the bird with cowboy beans!      Viòla !  Perfect!