Is Santa really a vampire?

2 Answers

  • 2 months ago

    No, Dracula is really a fat, bearded guy in a red suit who delivers presents.

  • 2 months ago

    By milhayser on December 13, 2013. In fact, evidence suggests that he is an unholy creature of the night, an ancient vampire who would suck your blood if you didn't placate him with milk and cookies.  Saint Nicholas was born in Turkey in the third century AD, more than 1700 years ago.

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