Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw & Ethics · 2 months ago

I get so many spam calls trying to make a ridiculous low ball offer on my house.  If I ask for the company name, they hang up?

If I ask them to stop calling, they hang up and call again anyway.  So I decided to play ball and got the company name and found the person that registered it with the secretary of state and sent him a letter at his house asking him to tell them not to call me again.

He actually threatened to sue me for stalking him.

How much trouble would I get in if I assault him as he is walking his dog?  I got in a bar fight and got a small find and nothing more.  I think that would be worth it.  Should I punch him until his brain is bleeding?


How much of a fine should I expect for a 2nd simple assault?

3 Answers

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    I think you are a troll.  Speaking of brain bleeds -

    Oh, you got a small find?  I'm sorry .  Some finds ARE bigger than others.

  • 2 months ago

    if i get such calls, i just troll them until they get really angry

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Maybe you should offer to buy his house.

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