How to look older for your age when you are 28?

Question

I'm 28 and literally look like I'm 18. It's so annoying. All my friends are getting called ma'am and not getting carded, and I'm still called miss and getting carded every single place I go..even places that know me. How can I age myself fast and look older? I already wear makeup, and smoke. 

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PS: It doesn't help that I'm 5'8 and only 118 pounds either.

Answer 1

Mackup, I guess if you want to become older for sometime. for long time you can eat a lot. 

Answer 2

Smoking is good for aging you, pick up another habit, like maybe drinking a lot, that should do it!

Answer 3

why would you want to look older and be happy you look young

Answer 4

walk with a Cain, hold arms out as if you might fall down, walk very slowww, when driving drive real slow! Text real slow! At work work slow! Talk slow! Put on old clothing from year 1920

Answer 5

Stop worrying. The smoking will age you soon if it doesn't kill you first.

Answer 6

Become a heavy user recreational drug addict, you'll see results within months.