Can I give aspirin to a rabbit?

Question

My rabbit has bloat and in pain. I reckon it will die.

However to ease its comfort can I dissolve an aspirin (or half) in a bit of watch and syringe it to him by mouth?

What else could I do to help with its pain. Calling a vet is not possible atm it’s the middle of the night.

Any suggestions pls? Thanks in advance.

Update:

*watch=water

Answer 1

Aspirin will kill the bunny you dummy troll 

Answer 2

No, aspirin cannot be given to a rabbit. Phone the vet (yes, even in the middle of the night). There will be directions on their voicemail to receive emergency care- either a way to contact your vet, or contact information for an emergency vet that is open or another vet covering their emergencies. All vets make some sort of provision for after-hours emergencies. 

Answer 3

There are emergency vets open at night. Call one. Actually just bring the rabbit in to see the vet.