What to give back to a guy who gives a girl a feather duster?

I am a female (which seems to be important to give context here) and we had our work christmas party on the weekend. At the Christmas party there was an axe throwing competition and I won. The next day at work one of the men I beat gave me a feather duster as a prize for winning. I want to give him something in return that is in the spirit of the joke but also sends a message that I can handle the banter just as much as he can. Needs to be funny and cheeky but not too far as I work at a school. 

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  • 2 months ago

    Give him a box of Midol and tell him you'll happily challenge him again, when he's not on the rag. 

  • 2 months ago

    Your ever loving gratitude, and a well dusted pair of danglers.

  • 2 months ago

    I say give him a box of Tapax's 

    With a card that says, here suck it up, and dry your eyes

    Source(s): WWE Still sucks
  • 2 months ago

    The 'dust off', That's a phrase used years ago to describe one person telling another to 'get lost'.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    A French Tickler...

    Seriously, I won the hatchet toss at the Nomaden's party in Whetstone. I think I got a kiss and a beer.......

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  • 2 months ago

    A toilet plunger.    

  • 2 months ago

    Obviously you need to give him something really heavy, in return.

    But he did insult you. He suggested you stick to 'women's work'.

    So put two old dirty bowling balls in a bag. Tell him it's "HIS BALLS BACK".

  • 2 months ago

    A French Maid uniform! Or a garter belt!

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    A left-handed monkey wrench.

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    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    A pair of panty hose, or a box of children's bandaids.

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