If I asked you for tree puns, would you be stumped?
@ CT - Très intéressant
@ Pronk - I see you tore her off a strip
@ BK - Oak...
@ Anon - At least you weren't barking up the wrong tree!
@ gibbs - However, it might be worth branching out
@ JL - I wood expect nothing less
@ Gladys - SNAP!
@ Anon - but don't branch out
@ HB - I could be the lonesome pine.
@ F - there were a lot more than tree of them there
@ Mrs H - I'm sure you would never come up with acorny one.
@ MJB - But I'm glad you logged in today
@ V - You would have us all in the palm of your hand!
@ Jack - maybe it needed sprucing up.
@ Anon - Elemen tree
- PronkLv 72 months agoFavorite Answer
This may sound tearable,but when a lady called me a lumbering oaf;
I really laid the wood to her.
- Anonymous1 month ago
Yes. I wood be.
- Homer BufflekillLv 51 month ago
Tree puns aren't going to make you poplar, you knot head.
- FLv 71 month ago
OAK , YEW ASHed for it. Hey that’s TREE FIR a start. I’m just having a LARCH, that’s PLANE to see.
I’ll LEAF it there and think of some SYCAMORE when I’m a bit ELDER or should that be ALDER? Don’t PINE when I’ve gone.
I’m sure this will be the most poplar answer.
It’s ACER. CEDAR later!
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- Mrs HLv 71 month ago
Yes I would leaf and willow in my shame
- Big KahunaLv 72 months ago
I will Larch forward and take the Elm and bark out orders to Maple.She's a good girl,is Maple,but a bit Willowy.
- Anonymous2 months ago
Looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- 18 gibbs 20Lv 72 months ago
I'll go out on a limb and say I will leaf this one unanswered
- AlphonseLv 72 months ago
I'll have the answer after a branch meeting on the matter.
- ?Lv 52 months ago
I'd go out on a limb and think of something