RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 month ago

If an old defibrillator failed to work, would nobody be shocked?

Update:

@ LB - It looks like she just sat on a cold toilet seat

@ CT - Is that an inside job?

@ Pronk - His patient got a real buzz out of it

@ BK - There might be a deadly silence afterwards

Update 2:

@Jack - They might be left with a body.

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  • 1 month ago
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    This QUESTION was a REAL eye OPENER for me......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    Source(s): RR....... Or a POINTY one.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 1 month ago

    Nobody would be. But somebody? Now. that's a different story!

  • 1 month ago

    They will be once the internal cardiac massage gets started.

  • Pronk
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    1 month ago

    Yes..Until luckily Batman whipped out theΒ 

    BAT-HAND-BUZZER out of his utility belt,

    & used it in place of the defibrillator.πŸ€£πŸ‘

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes,that must be why they call it a dead battery.It spreads the dead.

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