If a police officer stops your car, holds out his hand and says "Papers?", Should you reply "Scissors!" and drive off?

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Update:

@ Mrs H - How many "Key Fobs" with policeman's fingers do you have?

@ Adullah - that game rocks!

@ UB - And his eyes will light up!

@ Vega - He might tell you to plss off!

@ Polly - You smooth talker!

@ HH - Because I'm wearing his hat

Update 2:

@ LB - It was hard to think of an answer!

@ FF - In a certain way...

@ Pronk - Now that looks like a hot car!

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

I could but saying they're in the trunk,  handing him fake keys and tramping the gas would be more me. Beats going with him and shoving him into the trunk...maybe 

Answer 2

My "ROCK"s for BRAINS never THOUGHT of that!!!.......😂😂😂😂

Source(s): This made me LAUGH!!!.......😂😂😂😂

Answer 3

No, you have to do the gesture too.

Answer 4

He got all fired up,when I started 

my engine & sed,

”Fire beats paper”,,& drove off..

Answer 5

No. "Zieg Heil !" then hit it....

  Because any Cop that does this Nazi crap to a 64 YO White guy, even on my loud Harley, is a Fascist . Much less if I'm with my Wife in our conservative looking sedan. Profiling. The streets are Public, we do Not need a "reason" to be out even at 4 AM.

Answer 6

In case the police play that game with you.

Answer 7

I usually just tell them that I'm already house broken but thanks 

Answer 8

My usual response is "When you say papers do you mean sandpapers?

Because you look like you want to rough me up a bit"

Answer 9

Sounds like a Carol post.