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Lv 6
? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 month ago

Is a dead magician an abracadaver?


Holo Holo might be interested to know that this one was categorised as Scottish Football.

Update 2:

@ LBM - I just cojoured it up!

@ Adullah - He fools everybody!

@ BK - When it goes wrong, he gets quite cut up about it

@ Vega - Yes. I often have to look up what he's talking about!

@ Polly - I read an orbituary about a dead astronaut

@ CT - That remains to be seen

Update 3:

@ Jack - Lettuce know how he got on

@ LB - How do you fit them onto a horse?

@ Weasel - I warned him he would go blind...

@ Pronk - And ran rings around them

10 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Favorite Answer

    Is this a trick question LOL.

    Yo nice one RR LOL.

  • 1 month ago

    I told him if he kept that rabbit in the act that he had to feed it!😳

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I've SEEN that PERFORMANCE at SLAUGHTER Beach Delaware...... They can be VERY CRABBY!!!......😂😂😂😂

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    Source(s): Horseshoe crabs
  • 1 month ago

    maybe he didn't focus his Hocus Pocus. 

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    They donut know where he disappeared to,RR..

    David Copper Field was in hot pursuit of

    a speeder,in his cop car,,but he lost him; 

    So abracadaver,,David TuRNeD iNtO A DoNUT ShOp pARkiNg LoT..

  • 1 month ago

    Do you mean Al Lusion.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes,it doesn't hurt him in the 'Sawing a Magician in Half' trick.eww

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Oh my God that is so awesome, do it again 

    That Chai is a walking encyclededia 

  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I read an obituary about a dead musician.

    It was spellbinding.

    Source(s): Scottish football
  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    His lovely dead assistant fits the description better.

    Source(s): adipocere
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