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How can I impress this girl?

This girl likes to travel, is very sarcastic and loves dogs. I hate all of those things. My favorite things to do are building model trains and crawdad fishing... She's 26, I am 73 but still look great and have a sharp wit about me. 

I need a snazzy pickup line because I would give my last dying breath on Earth to kiss her slowly with tongue.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
    Favorite Answer

    Most impressive Dr Jeff. But I hope you realise that with that age gap sex could be fatal. But if she dies, she dies.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    impress them easy pull out something thats 8 inches long , that will impress her . or a diamond ring will impress her , what she wanted ..or a pink porche .

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Bring to her attention that you find her to be finer than a new set of snow tires.

  • 1 month ago

    Offer her a million dollars and see how it goes.

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